it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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  • me @ the haircutter : idk what the hell i want but pls make me look cute

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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